problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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