I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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