Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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