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gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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