I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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