ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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