Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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