I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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