We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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