So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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