i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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