are you still at the devil's house?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
