On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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