Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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