ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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