its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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