Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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