Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Randomize
