No, you can still breathe under the balls.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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