i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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