I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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