break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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