Dual....:-)
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
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