The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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