First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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