GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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