you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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