I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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