i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
All the doctor said was why
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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