Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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