It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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