if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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