Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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