oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i barfeds in our rink
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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