Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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