Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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