My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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