yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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