Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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