there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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