Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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