I hate your face
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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