So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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