elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
So. Much. Porn.
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