On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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