do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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