Will you blow on my dice?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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