Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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