He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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