Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
They are going to name an STD after you.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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