I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
As shirtless as possible
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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