But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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