Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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