I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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