Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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